Because sometimes you just don't wanna do what you hafta do.

If I was a profession I'd be: Dentistry
If I was a country I'd be: New Zealand or Chile
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Lake Superior
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: a Nerd
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Fallingwater
If I was a store I'd be: Books-a-Million
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Columbia Boots
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Procrastination
If I was a swear word I'd be: s--t, a very common one.
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Black raspberry chocolate. Yummy.
If I was a disease I'd be: Scarlet fever
If I was a board game I'd be: Trivial Pursuit
If I was a feeling I'd be: Apathy
If I was a president I'd be: Theodore Roosevelt
If I was a war I'd be: The American Revolution
If I was a city I'd be: Sydney
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Me? I'm sure I'll be famous someday!
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: The fabled Brand X
If I was a business I'd be: GIANTmicrobes
If I was a currency I'd be: A two-dollar Ozzie coin
If I were a month, I'd be: September, and I'm not just saying that cause my birthday's in it.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Four in the afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: Venus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A sea lion or sea turtle
If I were a direction, I'd be: Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A bookshelf
If I were a sin, I'd be: Sloth
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Pineapple juice
If I were a tree, I'd be: Some sort of maple
If I were a bird, I'd be: An owl
If I were a tool, I'd be: A rake?
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Some sort of climbing vine
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Windy and overcast, but not cold
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A lyre
If I were an animal, I'd be: A platypus
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: New potatoes
If I were a sound, I'd be: The hush sound
If I were an element, I'd be: Iridium. Or do you mean something like air?
If I were a car, I'd be: Bill Nye's supercool grass car.
If I were a song, I'd be: Cab, by Train
If I were a book, I'd be: The Silver Chair, by C.S. Lewis
If I were a food, I'd be: Ravioli
If I were a material, I'd be: Paua shell
If I were a taste, I'd be: umami
If I were a word, I'd be: diagnostic <is random>
If I were a body part, I'd be: The ears
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: My famous deer-in-the-headlights surprised look
If I were a shape, I'd be an: Oblate spheroid, like Terra
If I were a number, I'd be: Two, the only even prime
If I were a band, I'd be: Goo Goo Dolls <is not concentrating>
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A gryphon

This quiz was taken from ~quizzes